Large Hadron Collider will banish all theories

As the Sun rises tomorrow, Large Hardon Collider and CERN will be switched on.
They are suppose to bainsh five fundamental theories of the origin of Universe and lead the scientists more and more into confusion and oblivion.
Trillions of Dollars and effort is going to be wasted in the human ambition to conquer invisible!
Wait and see!

Post Script:

And it has not even started like an old car with a weak battery. The scientists are pushing it to start